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Holy crap!

Just 5 more days until I get so see AvP 2 and I must admit I'm looking forward to it. Tremendously so in fact. I haven't been this excited about a film since transformers and that's saying something!

Adding to my rampant enthusiasm, based so far on a single trailer, are the first reviews by pesky Americans who have somehow managed to already see it. Grrr... One jumped out for me as what he describes is apparently the perfect example of a movie I would enjoy. In fact, based on this review we might be looking at the third 5 MI movie ever. Holy crap.

But don't take my word for it. Just read and be enlightened.

Copied from IMBD.com:

9 stars out of 10 seems pretty ridiculous for a movie that has the most threadbare of plots and the most two-dimensional of characters. Make no mistake: AvP:R is a terrible, terrible film.

But it is an AWESOME movie. Anyone who goes to this expecting anything other than absolute, mindless, relentless carnage deserves what they get. Those of you who really just wanted to see a movie with aliens and predators wrecking crap and each other will have a blast.

The movie is a checklist of clichés, gimmicks, and devices. But more than that, it's a checklist of all the superficial crap fans want to see. Ever wonder if an alien's retractable jaws can punch through a safety helmet? NOW YOU KNOW! There is no logic or sense, rhyme or reason to this movie. But it IS loaded to the gills with violence. It's ridiculously, over-the-top, gloriously violent. Every time you get sick of the plot or characters, something dies. Even if you count JUST kids in the movie, there are still five kills (counting kids in utero at least) alone. Let me be clear: they killed pregnant women and children. It is hilariously, cartoonishly violent.

This is the Looney Tunes of the Alien and Predator franchises. It is modern grand guignol. It is GLORIOUS.


Holy crap holy crap holycrapholycrapholycrapholycrap!!

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