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Garden gnomes

Ok, so we can establish that that was the first april fools joke ever. No contest.

Not quite as convincing as the Blizzard 'tauren marine' though, but then, april'fools jokes are meant to suck and suck they shall.

But seriously folks, we should really help those poor garden gnomes. Their living conditions are more squalid and downtrodden then the average citizen from Zimbabwe and they don't even get a pretend election every 4 years! Its a sad situation and one we, as free western people need to fix.

Not that I could ever understand why people would put those horrible atrocious abominations anywhere near their garden, but then, I never understood why some people choose to collect traffic pylons and that keeps happening too so what do I know?

Garden gnomes suck!


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