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I love server changes

Have I ever told you how much I love changing to an entirely new server? Its a feeling akin to experiencing true love for the first time, like doing something you really like for the first time, like reading your favourite porn magazine or like visiting a prostitute.

Right, I suck at love related metaphors. Never mind. My sarcasm has clearly suffered from as much frostbite as my feet and car today.

I have switched provider. As my old one announced it would cease with all hosting related activities I knew I'd have to search for a new one. After much looking and consideration I simply clicked the banner of the one my old provider recommended. I'm a lazy man. Luckily I didn't need to do much except enter my bank number and everything would be fine.

Right up to sunday when someone told my that my site had vanished I believed this. Thank God my technical incompetence wasn't so severe I didn't know how to actually make the switch. It took me 2 days but I did it! My site is now hosted my Strato and you should apparently all use that too as each reference brings me money. So, use Strato and mention in your sign up that I recommended you!  Right.


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